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smellyodirk:

missjadeharley:

msbennets:

whoresilee:

reoblggin agan beacuse i don’t care

I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN LIKE YEARS OH M YGOD

this is my favorite post on tumblr fuck 

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Photo 23 Jan 64,330 notes erratictranquility:

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I RECOGNIZE IT.

Dude, rainbow fish

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Fish

erratictranquility:

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I RECOGNIZE IT.

Dude, rainbow fish

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Fish

(Source: rumour)

Video 20 Dec 4,219 notes

gamzeemakara:

hey guys! it’s giveaway time. since it’s christmas i decided to jump on the bandwagon and do a giveaway. :3

anyway! i’m giving away a set of pins from the whatpumpkin site. any set you’d like, you have a choice from the kids set, the low blood set, mid blood set and high blood set. seems fair, right?

gee i hope i’ve written all this out in a easy to understand manner.

rules

  • reblog as many times as you want, but please consider that you might be spamming people’s dashboards. you can reblog 10 times maximum. sorry but some blogs are reblogging it a ridiculous amount of times and it’s just bugging me.
  • likes count, too.
  • please only use one account to reblog/like this, i will be checking your blog to make sure it’s not an alt account!
  • you don’t have to follow me, but it’d be appreciated if you did!
  • international shipping is ok!
  • make sure your ask is OPEN!! you’ll have 24 hours to respond to me when i send you a message.
  • giveaway ends 25th december. (plenty of time left)

i think i mentioned all that needs to be said! if you have any questions please don’t hesitate to message me <3

Video 19 Dec 31,431 notes

10knotes:

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

sHIT I TOLD THEM TO NOT LOITER At HOUSES SORRY I”LL TAKE MY FAMILY HOME NOW I GUESS

Video 19 Dec 23,748 notes

Ok really who made these I need to purchase them

I don’t care how much

just

please

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commandercripple:

Oh sup dumb bitch my names dave fuckin’ strider
planning on choking your sorry ass with a can of strider cider
show me what you got or go choke on your dick
try to impress me with those stupid ass beats you call sick

nOW, hOLD ON dAVE,
yOU SURPRISED ME THERE,
pUT ME ON THE SPOT?
i’LL, kICK YOUR DERIERE
i’M A KICKASS TROLL,
wITH BIGASS HORNS,
nOW, jUST STOP DROP AND ROLL,
oR, gO DOWNLOAD GAY PORN,

hahaha thats real fucking cute
but i know you want my bone bulge right down your protein chute
and every day, you’ve been feeling so gay
its alright tavros you were just spawned this way

uM, dAVE, i DON’T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, aT ALL,
aND IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT WHEN i SEE STAIRS, i FALL,
tHAT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU’RE TRYING’A MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SUICIDING,
iT ALWAYS INVOLVES DICKS,

wow good one tav that’s real damn clever
once again ive been bested by your stupendous endavors
but every time you say youve made a lyrical masterpiece
you always seem like you’re irregardlessly blasted by me

oH, nOOOO, hE USED MY WORDS AGAINST ME,
wHAT AM i GOING TO DO,
oH, tHAT’S RIGHT, cREATE A LYRICAL MASTERPIECE,
bECAUSE, i’M BETTER THAN YOU!

dont even fucking kid yourself tavros
just stop trolling me and go to bed

o-oKAY,

WHO IS THIS PERSON their URL won’t work for me ):

(Source: commandertavros)

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Photo 15 Dec 1,014 notes jasminefabre:

I’m doing a holiday giveaway!The winner will get two items of thei choice from my etsy shop!!!Reblog this post to be entered and you can reblog as many times as you’d like to increase your chances (and for this one likes will count as well)Make sure your ask is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!I’m going to pick a winner using a random generator wednesday at noon!
Good luck!!!! 

jasminefabre:

I’m doing a holiday giveaway!
The winner will get two items of thei choice from my etsy shop!!!
Reblog this post to be entered and you can reblog as many times as you’d like to increase your chances (and for this one likes will count as well)
Make sure your ask is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
I’m going to pick a winner using a random generator wednesday at noon!

Good luck!!!! 

Photo 12 Dec 1,303 notes caeruleussky:

**GIVEAWAY!!** 
I am making some mini scalemates to be keychains and I am offering one as a giveaway! Painted however you want, all you have to do is reblog to enter to win! :) A winner will be announced at the end of the year! 
- you do not have to follow me, but it would be nice ;)
- reblog as often as you want.
- keep your ask box open! 
- will ship international
- Winner chosen by random number generator

caeruleussky:

**GIVEAWAY!!** 

I am making some mini scalemates to be keychains and I am offering one as a giveaway! Painted however you want, all you have to do is reblog to enter to win! :) A winner will be announced at the end of the year! 

- you do not have to follow me, but it would be nice ;)

- reblog as often as you want.

- keep your ask box open! 

- will ship international

- Winner chosen by random number generator

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Video 10 Dec 7,096 notes

brorihara:

CAPTCHALOGUE CARD WALLET GIVEAWAY

alright so, on the 24th i’ll select two people for this. if you get selected you can choose any two colors from the foam sheets above. you can also choose between black or white duck tape. now since im a lazy asshole i probably wont send it out till a couple days after you send me your orders but w.e

  • you dont need to follow me. 
  • reblog to your hearts content. theres no limit
  • likes count 
  • ill pay for the shipping cause im fucking awesome 

alright i think thats it. 

 

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